In a rush

By Crappy - 11/04/2015 12:12 - Canada - Rodney

Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
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c_wyld 21

"What a shitty situation" is going to be at least half of the comments on here...

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drunk_crow 12

I hope you were the only one in there...

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c_wyld 21

"What a shitty situation" is going to be at least half of the comments on here...

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kayj905 15

I was just about to say that xD

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apitrix 24

This is one bomb that can not be diffused too easily. Hope you were able to get out in time!

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BeastyMcbeast 19

Nah I'd say "what a crappy situation" not cause of the fml but because of ops name.

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Googolman 29

The water tank scene in Divergent comes to mind.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I thought FML had pretty much gotten over the "shitty situation" puns until you brought it up again.

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Killswitchknot 20

Most of these comments belong in the toilet. Sadly, it appears they have been left in the elevator

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gc327072 30

I thought saying any 'shitty situation' pun was a ban-able offense? What happened?

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AdamPractical 18

I guess that is a shitty situation! No? Ok, I'll just leave now...

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drunk_crow 12

That's a shitty pun :/

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malachite1357 11

And please take your shit with you when you leave

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Steffi3 40

Oh man, I hope for you you didn't have to clean that all up as well. Then again, you're probably used to the smell by now.. =p

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gobiteme2 34

And you expect someone else to do it for you. Please do not ever own a animal with that mind set

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photographer49 22

#20 I know it's not right, but I think I'd try and leave before someone saw so I wouldn't have to clean it

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clemsi 20

A round of applause for 21. I know very few people who just come out and say "Hi, I'm a massive douche bag. Please feel free to hate me."

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photographer49 22

#32 If anyone joined this site to be liked then no one would comment. Hate me all you want, I really don't care.

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jentrynicole 20

I guess next time you'll be taking the stairs...

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drunk_crow 12

I hope you were the only one in there...

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buttcramp 21

imagine being that bystander, it would be so awkward lol

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lazyslumber 18

On the other side, you would have to clean a small area!!

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gobiteme2 34

I was going to say I hope everything works out but it already seems like it did.

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Wizardo 33

Talk about shooting fish in a barrel... The gun being a dogs shotgun asshole and the fish being OP in a metal box. Good times.

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