Really dude, are you an idiot?

Yeah dude. I totally agree with this dude. Dude.

I'm just dun goofed that this fml got posted.

You know, for the pun man, you aren't very funny

Dude where's my TPS report?

Really? Must everyone say dude now?

Yeahhhh, I am going to need you to come in on Saturday.

Dude, where's my car?

I can relate to this FML. I was in the middle of briefing an Admiral and when he asked me a question, I said "dude that's not what can happen"...yeah

Strange, calling your boss "elephant butt hair" usually works at getting a promotion.

...and they say you can't get helpful advice on the internet!!! Thanks welshite, promotion here I come :)

I love to use "briefcase wanker". It gets you places, not a promotion, but "places".

Dude, maybe you shouldn't use "dude" so much anymore...

Momentary lapse of judgement I suppose.

Surf's up.

Bro... Really!? That "dude" basically owns you. You might want to be more careful with your speech habits.

This is a major reason why I'm clean spoken. I have friends who can't have a conversation without cursing, and they don't even realize it. Speech is habitual.

Noor, I can't help but laugh when I hear you spout cuss words in that squeaky mouse voice of yours.

Yeah, I don't swear but I speak in old fashion mannerisms from being around my grandparents, those mannerisms combined with the fact I call everyone man or bro or buddy or dude makes me sounds so weird.

Unexpected twist: OP's district manager is a woman!

I dont care what gender someone is im gonna go ahead and call them dude!

Duuuuuuddeee...

You might have thought you've became friends.

Dude ur Fired!!!