By goodbyepromotion - 30/08/2013 06:28 - United States - Dayton

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 542
You deserved it 41 825

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Devorak2686 9

Really dude, are you an idiot?

Strange, calling your boss "elephant butt hair" usually works at getting a promotion.

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Devorak2686 9

Really dude, are you an idiot?

Yeah dude. I totally agree with this dude. Dude.

ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

I'm just dun goofed that this fml got posted.

You know, for the pun man, you aren't very funny

Devorak2686 9

Yeahhhh, I am going to need you to come in on Saturday.

I can relate to this FML. I was in the middle of briefing an Admiral and when he asked me a question, I said "dude that's not what can happen"...yeah

Strange, calling your boss "elephant butt hair" usually works at getting a promotion.

...and they say you can't get helpful advice on the internet!!! Thanks welshite, promotion here I come :)

I love to use "briefcase wanker". It gets you places, not a promotion, but "places".

ariiewilliams 17

Dude, maybe you shouldn't use "dude" so much anymore...

Momentary lapse of judgement I suppose.

Bro... Really!? That "dude" basically owns you. You might want to be more careful with your speech habits.

This is a major reason why I'm clean spoken. I have friends who can't have a conversation without cursing, and they don't even realize it. Speech is habitual.

Noor, I can't help but laugh when I hear you spout cuss words in that squeaky mouse voice of yours.

Yeah, I don't swear but I speak in old fashion mannerisms from being around my grandparents, those mannerisms combined with the fact I call everyone man or bro or buddy or dude makes me sounds so weird.

Unexpected twist: OP's district manager is a woman!

I dont care what gender someone is im gonna go ahead and call them dude!

You might have thought you've became friends.