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Devorak2686
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Really dude, are you an idiot?
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Welshite
| 39
Strange, calling your boss "elephant butt hair" usually works at getting a promotion.
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Devorak2686
| 9
Really dude, are you an idiot?
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thepunman
| 11
Yeah dude. I totally agree with this dude.
Dude.
Dude.
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ThatGuyWhoTalks
| 10
I'm just dun goofed that this fml got posted.
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rocker_chick105
| 31
You know, for the pun man, you aren't very funny
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zomgbies
| 17
Dude where's my TPS report?
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
Really? Must everyone say dude now?
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Devorak2686
| 9
Yeahhhh, I am going to need you to come in on Saturday.
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
Dude, where's my car?
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Ambient25
| 24
I can relate to this FML. I was in the middle of briefing an Admiral and when he asked me a question, I said "dude that's not what can happen"...yeah
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Welshite
| 39
Strange, calling your boss "elephant butt hair" usually works at getting a promotion.
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xlord
| 27
...and they say you can't get helpful advice on the internet!!! Thanks welshite, promotion here I come :)
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PenguinBitch
| 43
I love to use "briefcase wanker". It gets you places, not a promotion, but "places".
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ariiewilliams
| 17
Dude, maybe you shouldn't use "dude" so much anymore...
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teddy4nyy
| 13
Momentary lapse of judgement I suppose.
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RonnieG
| 10
Surf's up.
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FitForFun
| 11
Bro... Really!? That "dude" basically owns you. You might want to be more careful with your speech habits.
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Welshite
| 39
This is a major reason why I'm clean spoken. I have friends who can't have a conversation without cursing, and they don't even realize it. Speech is habitual.
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Welshite
| 39
Noor, I can't help but laugh when I hear you spout cuss words in that squeaky mouse voice of yours.
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FitForFun
| 11
Yeah, I don't swear but I speak in old fashion mannerisms from being around my grandparents, those mannerisms combined with the fact I call everyone man or bro or buddy or dude makes me sounds so weird.
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gracehi
| 31
Unexpected twist: OP's district manager is a woman!
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Testing1234
| 25
I dont care what gender someone is im gonna go ahead and call them dude!
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electricshock19
| 12
Duuuuuuddeee...
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Typicall
| 21
You might have thought you've became friends.
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ULie909
| 8
Dude ur Fired!!!
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