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Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 10:42am - money - by brhorton02 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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That was stupid. Plenty of people pay tips with cash instead, myself included.

#1 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:18pm by PTERONOPHOBIA

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I hope he threw the money in your face.
Ha, no I don't. I hope he gave the money to your co-worker.

#2 - On 04/06/2009 at 5:18pm by suadelaaa

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