By Anonymous - 07/08/2015 17:31 - United States - Newark

Today, the jackoffs at my new job kept making jokes about my prosthetic leg. When I finally lost my shit and told one of them to back off, he said "Woah there, Mr Pistorius!" then said he'll avoid using the restroom now in case I decide to shoot him through the door. FML
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Take it off and smack them.

That's unbelievable, using a tragedy against someone and conflating them with a crime.

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Take it off and smack them.

While that would be ultimately satisfying, I'm sure he's the one who might end up possibly out of job or in jail. He should just report it or something.

Doesn't seem like that would have a lot of support?

I bet those jokes were lame anyway..

They didn't have a leg to stand on.

*slow clap from the back of the room*

I think OP just needs to stand up for himself more.

What asshopes, I'm sorry OP

I also hope for an ass.

Lol my bad, spell check

They are obviously immature morons. I'm sorry you have to deal with that. just focus on work and doing a good job and eventually you can rise above them professionally and they'll be scared to even look at your leg.

That's unbelievable, using a tragedy against someone and conflating them with a crime.

what's really unbelievable is that they feel okay saying it to OP's face. OP's leg may not be made of flesh but those coworkers are the ones who have lost touch with humanity

wow! talking about respect....

You must've been hopping mad.

you're just being rude here

bwahahahaha, you killed it

I feel like people are taking my comment too seriously. I mean op isn't going to post on here and not have a sense of humour. If I were in op's position I'd be glad I didn't have to do the hokey pokey.

#7 I don't even know what to say about your absolutely ridiculous comments. Ever stop to think what happened to OP to have lost their leg? Maybe they were in the service protecting your country, maybe the they were in a horrific accident. Whatever the case may be I think it is horrible that you are just as bad as this co-worker of theirs. You have no idea if OP will come on and see the comments made either. Have some respect. Karma has a way of coming around to you brother!!!

#7 You're just like the idiots he works with.

#46 #71 Chill. Reactions are way too easy to get. It was a lame pun, get over it.

I never understood that. Someone pokes a hornet's nest, gets stung, and the hornets are to blame? Backwards logic to me.

@46 using that same logic you're right, you never know how OP lost their leg. could be serving in Iraq, could've been lost by being a good Samaritan, but likewise it could've been lost while in a robbery where he was the perpetrator or while doing some malicious activity. there's not enough information to determine how his leg was lost. i personally dont care about jokes as they are what theyre called, jokes but when you try to change the perspective to a positive one with positive assumption, it can also turn into a negative perspective, because of possible negative assumptions which is what I'm defending at this moment. TL;DR the way he lost his leg does not matter and wouldn't/shouldn't affect the outcome of people's perspectives. I understand your frustration towards #7s comments but it is FML, just walk it off

he posted this situation on the internet do you people critisizing #7 really epect people not to make astupid jokes on the internet. and besides plenty of other jokes about the fake leg have gotten a ton of thumbs up.

That is really just horrible >;( I'm sorry OP but maybe you should tell your employer, because you deserve much better :)

Bro that really sucks

Good original thought out comment. FML's typically suck, that's why there is a button for that.

Good original thought our reply, #18. Some comments typically suck, that's why there is a button for that.

says the person thats doing the exact same thing...

Stick it up their asses