Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was doing takeout orders at the restaurant I work at. I spent a long while putting together this guy's $135.00 order. When he finally got there to pick it up, I told him to fill out the credit card slip. I looked at it after he left. He gave me a 40 cent tip. FML
Today, I went into work to waitress on a table of 40 guests. They were my only table for the day and the bill came to over 700 dollars. After they left the busser was cleaning the table and threw out the credit card receipt which had my tip on it. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
Today, I was waitressing for a huge family. Their bill was $750. Excited about the tip, I was shocked to see only $0.50. As they were leaving, I threw the two whole quarters at their heads. Guess who also got fired today. FML
Today, I was taking a table's order. After I finished, the guy told me, "Just FYI, I'm not a tipper." Trying to lighten up the situation, I replied, "It's amazing how many people forget I handle their food." He complained to the manager that I'd threatened him. FML
Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Today, I was taking out a customer's groceries when he offered me a $5 tip. I told him I couldn't accept, since it's against store policy, but thanked him anyway. He called me an asshole just as my boss was walking to his car, who then yelled at me for it. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
That was stupid. Plenty of people pay tips with cash instead, myself included.
suadelaaa 0
I hope he threw the money in your face. Ha, no I don't. I hope he gave the money to your co-worker.
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Comments (236)
SuperStud 0
Way to go. You're a dick. You don't deserve the tip.
kmj84 3
I hope they didn't give the $30. Your an ass. I understand being pissed and venting, but you obviously didn't do it at the right time or place.
i_like_chicks 0
i hate waitresses that think they should get tipped for doing a sucky job. but if you did your best, then FYL for overreacting. totally understandable. still sucks for you that he heard it haha
Claeric 0
You're not at fault for being angered, considering wait staff basically is payed by tips, but really.
Frlf 0
Dick.
56578 0
i hope he didn't tip you after that
thebigslim 13
No pity what so ever. Until the customer leaves the place of business and then doesn't decide to tip, is when you then get pissed at the situation.
effevery1slife 0
time and place man
nomadxx7 0
Why would you make an ass of yourself? Plus if it was a large party (8 or more) I know a lot of places that automatically add an 18% gratuity to the bill right at the start. Maybe you should ask your boss to do that so when it comes down to it you're a little happier to take care of the bigger parties. Plus I'd like to know how looking at someone you could tell what kind of tipper they are. Little judgemental on your part it seems.
kphoffman 0
its karma ur not suppose to talk about people behind there backs i hope u didn't get the money people tip because it is nice but not required.