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Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28281) - you deserved it (7735)

On 12/10/2012 at 6:32pm - money - by ihncredible - United States (Michigan)

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But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that.

Or do you weigh 250 dollars?

#5 - On 12/10/2012 at 6:58pm by DocBastard

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~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~

#2 - On 12/10/2012 at 6:56pm by LiterOfCola

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