Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?
LiterOfCola 16
~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~
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Comments (202)
poopshreds 10
welcome to the club!
whatthefreshhell 15
come to the fat side, we have cookies.. and crisps, and chips, and candy...
challan 19
You are worth your weight in gold PP. good luck.
bigmike09 4
Looks like its time to change that.
QueenMichael 16
But the weight of the money depends on if it's in bills or coins, right?
afropuffjake 9
I think that's the case with ALOT of people right now anyway OP I mean personally I'd love to have +130$ in my bank account after I pay my bills every week... And putting in a certain amount to savings ^_^ Make them dollahs stretch baby! And also remember the words from a song called "When Life Meant Nore" Tell me I'm worthless because net worth determines a man?
ajnorma 16
Because you clearly know how much op spends on food.
minidinosaurgoes 9
I hope you're not a millionair...
dupot420 9
Isn't this true for most since the recession. Suck it up.
Fooey_214 12
Then lose the ******* weight fat ass!