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Goldfish show their love back. That quirky little wiggle they do every time you're even remotely near their tank, how they get all excited when you give them some new plants, especially when they nibble on your fingers/hands while you're cleaning their tank. My two oldest are approaching their 1year-mark, and they are some of the best friends a person can ask for. c:

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When they say "money can't buy me love," the beatles forgot about pets. My dog is the only one one who loves me unconditionally, sorry for when she wrongs me, and forgives me akways. :) Pets are the greatest!

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I had a celestial eye goldfish (his eyes were crooked, one looked up and one looked forward) named Ed. He was my buddy, I loved that fish. But he had swim bladder problems (I imagine he had a lot of congenital problems) and I cried when I found him dead. Wasn't my best friend, but I love having a good aquarium.

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As the saying goes, you can pay for the hooker, but not the experience. Money can only get you so much.

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A friend of mine wants to build an aquarium full of delicious fish to eat, and go fishing in it for dinner. He calls it the Snaquarium. He's a little strange.

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But fish in the bowl is lucky They in for a worser fate One day when the boss get hungry Guess who's gon' be on the plate

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I read this and heard it in my head sung like it is on the commercial. And added 'go0oldfish' at the end.

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Huh? How did this FML even get approved in the first place? I would have thought that the OP might have tapped on the bedroom window from outside, but how would he be swimming around? It's either that OP has an infinity pool with a glass edge, which is unlikely given that it is in Sweden, or the friend is Shark Boy living in someone else's shower and she is his Lava Girl! I'm pretty sure that it's the latter.

As pathetic as it sounds, I was extremely upset when my pet betta, Kenny, died. A pet is a pet... sometimes they are the best listeners!

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We had a betta fish names Bluie in one of my classrooms. I let the children take it home on weekends until I let Carlos take it home. That sticky finger bastard killed my fish!!

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During one of birthday parties my parents placed my Beta, Sparky, out on the kitchen table to be seen. Unfortunately, my house had a million windows and by the end of the party Sparky was cooked. I cried for an hour...

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