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did your mom have her rabies shots yet?
Your mom really bites, op!!! baahaahaha
oh shit I'm from Maryland too I was there your mom is hott she can bite me
ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO VAMPIRE LIKE EDWARD CULLEN AND MARRY HIM AND GLITTER AND HAVE GOLD EYES I AM JEALOUS
What's your problem, OP? How do you think you were conceived?
my comment was moderated because I wrote in caps? I didn't know that was a rule... I write it again. Are you gonna turn into a vampire like Edward Cullen and have golden eyes and sparkle?!? I am so jealous...(Without caps it loses it impact:( )
it could have been worse, she coulda done more than just bite you. :)
yeah ^^ she could have blown/licked u ( is OP guy or girl?)
it's funny because your friends saw your mom nude you just better hope she want nice and moist
Drug addiction is killing the American family. Get her into help or get away.
13. i know i gotta get me some of them
FreshPie, you're stories WERE amusing. Now they just keep getting longer & it's annoying as hades!!!!
She'll probably be well more embarrassed when she realises what she's done
damn I've seen people do some funny shit messed up on pills but that's pretty damn hilarious. fyl lol
77. you basically say "don't feel bad, my mom died from it." that must be really encouraging to the op lolz.
FreshPie rules:p
stfu dumb bitch ohh and your fat and ugly and you should change your picture to one where you dont look like a self centered prostitute ohhhh waaaait, you are one!
Holy hell, batman!!! sooo humiliating. fyl hard!!
who said no boners? who said no surprise buttsex?
Dracula?
Dracula: milf **** version
lol why would she do that? is she a vampire?
its funny because no one has reposted the fml yet...
lol she has alot of bitting problems
and youu guys stayed in the house? uhh wow. you and your friends couldve just went in your room and locked the door or so something.
hinky?
LOL The dangers of O.D.ing are endless.
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Dracula?
I knew Twilight was a problem, just didn't know it was this serious. We're all screwed.