Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
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barrelroll1472
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Dracula?
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nicknesser
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I knew Twilight was a problem, just didn't know it was this serious. We're all screwed.
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xGet_Over_It
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oh noes your life is ovet
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xGet_Over_It
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over*
:)
:)
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mattman1994
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did your mom have her rabies shots yet?
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TheAwesomeMarchi
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fuck you cum shot
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emmaleeislamee
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You should have said, "mom! None of this kinky stuff in front of my friends! Save it for the bedroom." and winked at your friends.
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mona_is_here
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I wonder what kind of pills your mum takes.. They must be fun! jk (:
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misfitSuperStar
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Your mom really bites, op!!! baahaahaha
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RokstaRx88
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oh shit I'm from Maryland too I was there your mom is hott she can bite me
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nicknesser
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I knew Twilight was a problem, just didn't know it was this serious. We're all screwed.
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dmin67
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bite her ass back!!!
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Palmless
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All the while my friend's were over?
Uhm.
Maybe I don't know my English too well, but that makes no sense.
Uhm.
Maybe I don't know my English too well, but that makes no sense.
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2kool4skoolyo
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ARE YOU GONNA TURN INTO VAMPIRE LIKE EDWARD CULLEN AND MARRY HIM AND GLITTER AND HAVE GOLD EYES I AM JEALOUS
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Blue_Coconuts
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I doubt she even knew what she was doing. My girlfriend tells me all sorts of weird shit I did when I'm on my ambien, probably about the same.
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kinukle
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that's so hawt...
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Prototype12
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turtles!
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DarkHelmet
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Epic Win for ur friends if ur Moms a MILF!! and is it just me or is #13 like SMOKIN HOT!!!
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MyNameIsInvictus
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What's your problem, OP? How do you think you were conceived?
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2kool4skoolyo
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my comment was moderated because I wrote in caps? I didn't know that was a rule... I write it again. Are you gonna turn into a vampire like Edward Cullen and have golden eyes and sparkle?!? I am so jealous...(Without caps it loses it impact:( )
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nishant5456
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it could have been worse, she coulda done more than just bite you. :)
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lalala2012
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yeah ^^ she could have blown/licked u ( is OP guy or girl?)
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legonut4
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it's funny because your friends saw your mom nude
you just better hope she want nice and moist
you just better hope she want nice and moist
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okieraider71
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Drug addiction is killing the American family. Get her into help or get away.
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BoyFromTheFuture
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Don't worry your friends are into cougs. especially ones that bite.
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MrsxBillxKaulitz
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that's sexy. did you get turned on?
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ninjacapo
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13. i know i gotta get me some of them
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Mumbellosity711
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RokstaRx...no. legit
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the_flirtt
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haha your mom sounds fun to party with ;)
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misfitSuperStar
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FreshPie, you're stories WERE amusing. Now they just keep getting longer & it's annoying as hades!!!!
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JustJess666
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don't feel bad op my mom used to do that too before she died. she was a heavy drug addict and it's really sad when that happens. I'm sorry that you had that happen to you i can feel your pain.
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hooks32
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hilarious
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alien491
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ydi for posting bullshit
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brownboxes
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She'll probably be well more embarrassed when she realises what she's done
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Brittney_E
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i like FreshPie's stories, though that one made no sense to me.
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lurchin_10
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damn! im down, hit me up next time your mom takes some of those pills
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afdude87
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damn I've seen people do some funny shit messed up on pills but that's pretty damn hilarious. fyl lol
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the_hawk
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that's hot
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joooeee
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77. you basically say "don't feel bad, my mom died from it." that must be really encouraging to the op lolz.
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JustJess666
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actually he didn't die from the pills she was already told that she was gonna die from hep. c and drinking. she opted to stay fucked up while she was still alive and it sucked cuz I had to play mom. it's not okay I was just saying that op isn't alone.
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JustJess666
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*she my bad... damn Iphone
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FYLDUDEE
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FreshPie rules:p
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milo2113
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stfu dumb bitch ohh and your fat and ugly and you should change your picture to one where you dont look like a self centered prostitute ohhhh waaaait, you are one!
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treesdevin
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lmao....momma bear was highh as fuck 8)
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foxxxybabe21
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damn!!!!
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ktiminski
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completely agreed. fucking Edward.. :/
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seyi4eva
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ohhh!
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misfitSuperStar
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Holy hell, batman!!! sooo humiliating. fyl hard!!
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lilweapon
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ill have what shes having
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IPityTheFool
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Atleast you and your friends didn't get boners that'd be a fyl
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phatdaddy62
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who said no boners?
who said no surprise buttsex?
who said no surprise buttsex?
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lette4life959
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BAAATTHHHHSAAAALLLTTTSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
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barrelroll1472
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Dracula?
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i_wuz_nver_here
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Dracula: milf porn version
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Josk95
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lol why would she do that? is she a vampire?
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emmaleeislamee
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hahaha! Nice mom you have there. :b
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joramge
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its funny because no one has reposted the fml yet...
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im_awsome
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lol she has alot of bitting problems
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carly426
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and youu guys stayed in the house? uhh wow. you and your friends couldve just went in your room and locked the door or so
something.
something.
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SaintE_fml
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for real sounds a little hinky
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Rawr_Doodle
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hinky?
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bigbadtim
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LOL
The dangers of O.D.ing are endless.
The dangers of O.D.ing are endless.
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deebo77
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I bet your friends are traumatized for life. unless your mom is a MILF
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Ludii_fml
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long live american pieeeee