Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?
LiterOfCola 16
~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~
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Comments (202)
brittanyxdawn 5
Did anyone ever think that maybe op isn't fat , just broke ? They could weigh say 120 lbs as have $100 in the bank.
JT1996_fml 12
Well "hey hey hey it's big fat broke ass"
sougstad 7
I certainly hope that means you don't have much money...lol
Wheredidgrungego 12
Find some way to exercise and make money at the same time. Like Bull Riding or BBW Mud Wrestling.
timanddavelive 4
Me too
irishpotatoes 5
Damn
DracoSpirita 21
Well, I hope you're fat rather than skinny!
AJE98 5
If weight were money, I'd be rich as ****
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You must be a fat arm.
ksks1234 33
Breaks do swell, adding extra weight to the fat arm.
winkydog4056 16
Hell, if this is a FML, then f my life EVERYDAY!
perdix 31
That's an easy problem to solve: Steal a bunch of money, so you can keep packing on the "pounds" (the US Customary unit of weight, not the British currency.)