Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?
LiterOfCola 16
~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~
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Comments (202)
Jurornumber7 4
Count in pennies. That should make you feel better. :)
missknh101 6
That's how it is nowadays, times are hard man. some people have less than 100 dollars in there bank, so I'm pretty sure people have it worse than you jus sayin.
cassie13091 10
I wish I had $100 in the bank, I'm.in the negatives right now. :(
penguinazul 13
Lol some people... a lot of people.
cnator 12
Haha poor fat people.
His_Holiness 18
Better start riding a bike to work, exercise + saving money from not driving.
dancegeek1 3
Either you're really fat or ur broke! Either way…sucks for u!
vanessa09865 23
Amazing idea: work your ass of on your job! literally! then you moneys will go up and your weight will go down
vanessa09865 23
Multitasking!
fordneagles 34
I don't see how bringing your bank balance into this was relevant. I don't keep money in my bank account and my weight is fine, but it's still more than the amount I have in my account. An FML reading "Today, I realized I'm fat and broke. FML" is more to the point, but perhaps wouldn't have been approved for lack of being overly dramatic. Go for a walk without going to Maccas and you'll be fine.
KM96 24
That's XMAS for you
twinny_sc 13
Psh that's most college students these days. I weigh 135-140 and that's WAY more than what's in my account!