Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML
Today, while getting ready for work, I realized that all my pants were getting a bit tight. When I got home from work, I went in to the bathroom and stood on the scale, which confirmed that I have gained a few pounds. I then realized that I was eating while standing on the scale. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML
Today, I stepped on the scale because I'm trying to maintain a good weight. The scale read that I had lost 6 pounds. Feeling really good about myself, I stepped off the scale only to see that the corner of the scale was sitting on the rug, making the scale mess up and tell me the wrong weight. FML
Today, I looked at my bank balance. It read $1.23. That's higher than it usually is. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML
Today I realized that my boyfriend has more money on his Metro card than I have in my entire bank account. FML
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
But you live in the States! You don't keep pounds in the bank! The Brits do that. Or do you weigh 250 dollars?
LiterOfCola 16
~Well I hope you are a fat shit OP!~
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Comments (202)
ICastillo 25
Did the scale say "one at a time please."
moonboobs 4
Lol. Rude, but funny!
challan 19
If your boobs weigh more then your head, and you're a man... Houston we have a problem
ICastillo 25
Yup #149 think that's a sign to get on a diet or lay off the roids.
sleepinginclass 8
This is sadder if you're anorexic..
JustLikeTheStars 10
Oh. That's not good :(
The_Big_Boss 20
You're poor
BlowinChronic 18
Outstanding observation.
trippythehippy 6
Why is "you're a moron" running through my head?
BulldogHoops 14
RockDrRoll 9
Time for a better J O B! Does being fat or skinny really even matter?
jmayes414 5
Sell your body parts for money! You lose weight and gain money.
BlowinChronic 18
Everyone chill out with the down votes, he was obviously joking and it was actually pretty funny.
BlowinChronic 18
Well he was at -3 and now everyone decided to change their minds and find it funny...
vintageemerald 10
The struggle.
gc327072 31
NO! Do not bring twitter into the FML hemisphere.
FML_Master2133 6
73, I didn't think of twitter till you said that.
Supahnova 14
If you're unhappy, try dieting and exercising. Can't say anything about what you're earning, however.
kenleybunch 15
This is my everyday life... and I'm not even overweight. :(
petshark 4
fyl indeed!