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Today, I was buying condoms at Walmart. I grabbed the XL size, and the cashier commented, "Ahh, you'll definitely need a smaller size." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30656) - you deserved it (13513)

On 04/03/2013 at 12:57pm - misc - by nottoosmall - United States

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How would the cashier know?

#2 - On 04/03/2013 at 4:33pm by lolmigosh

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Was the cashier your ex or your mom? Otherwise tell her you'll be lucky if these fit, you normally wear trash bags.

#7 - On 04/03/2013 at 4:36pm by challan

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