Intimacy: Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking...

By Noname - 26/02/2009 17:49 - United States

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend across the street. I was walking with a girl whom I'd been hooking up with and wanted to make my ex-girlfriend jealous. I kissed her and she immediately smacked me. I got a "ha-ha" text message from my ex. FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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By wat_dafuq_bro - 06/05/2013 06:06

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML

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By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I went to meet a guy that i had already started to be involved with at a bar. We laughed, kissed and had a great time, until he admitted he was just doing all of this to make his ex-girlfriend jealous. Guess who was waiting for me outside. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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So cute

By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:13

That's what you get for trying to make your ex-girlfriend jealous. And if you had been hooking up with the girl, why in the world would she smack you just for kissing her?

Amkii 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:28

Wtf, why would she hit you for kissing her?? #2 - That's what I want to know, too!

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adelaide_evening 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:13

That's what you get for trying to make your ex-girlfriend jealous. And if you had been hooking up with the girl, why in the world would she smack you just for kissing her?

Tkdxxxse 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 22:25

he should have threw her on the ground and raped her then she would slap hiS other head

bestnameright 14

Thursday 19 July 2012 18:23

Maybe they were just friends with benefits???

Amkii 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:28

Wtf, why would she hit you for kissing her?? #2 - That's what I want to know, too!

yougotboyed 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 23:53

thats funny north london collegiant girls are gay init

Lotus_Eater 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:02

That's what you get for being immature.

Aviva1313 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:03

Are you sure you've been hooking up with this girl? Maybe she would call it something else....you should clear that up with her and then write an FML about how you thought you've been hooking up with a girl but apparently according to her you havn't.

csigabajnok 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:08

That was so right

MassiveAttack_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:50

#9 FTW

Plus_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 0:50

LOL, you deserved it, sorry. #8, maybe she didn't know it was his ex.

haygurlhay 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:32

Your fault, nothing more to it.

blah_blah_shity 0

Friday 27 February 2009 1:51

HA! i laughed out loud for that one. loser. thats what you get for: a) trying to make your ex jealous... you were already with another girl! b) using the girl you were "hooking up" with just for some petty bullshit LOL