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jsp16
| 24
Is your boyfriend Chris Brown?
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PimpdaddyCJT
| 13
I guess he's not into the whole 'lets do some kinky shit in bed thing' huh?
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LindsayxMoore
| 18
Wow how rude!
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Uramonkey
| 11
And I will be the first person to suggest that maybe he misheard the word punish for punch. They are pretty close and the FML still makes sense.
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hemz_fml
| 13
He obviously isn't into that.
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TysGirl14
| 8
"I'm going to punish you straight in the face." hmmm. Might be a bit of a stretch.
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Enslaved
| 36
I don't know, porn now a days with these so called "facials"? It really doesn't seem too far of a stretch.
I get freaked out whenever I have these Mary Kay reps trying to get me to buy their make-up by offering me a free home facial-- I get way too many dirty thoughts. :P
I get freaked out whenever I have these Mary Kay reps trying to get me to buy their make-up by offering me a free home facial-- I get way too many dirty thoughts. :P
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RedPillSucks
| 31
But it's free!
How about a pedi for those toes?
How about a pedi for those toes?
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OneGirlTwoCups
| 13
Hmmm I think it's a nice gesture to OP!
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salazara
| 10
I know, SHE was being so rude!
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yoyoforpeace
| 14
Sounds like my boyfriend OP... I would've started laughing. Not quite an FML I'm sure he is joking.
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daniel12823
| 3
Why does this have so many bad votes???
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jsp16
| 24
Is your boyfriend Chris Brown?
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persianninja
| 23
Sounds like him
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8born8
| 18
chris brown is a modern day ike turner history never repeats? yeah right!
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Daiyuki
| 5
Who the hell is Ike Turner.
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TheBrochure
| 22
#63 - Who the hell are You?
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justfienne
| 12
People should google the tumblr post "celebrities (other than Chris brown) who have committed violence against women" and consider why he and Ike turner are literally the only ones we associate w/ beating women and all these others' violent episodes are overlooked and or forgiven... Food for thought.
P.s. I seriously dislike Brown myself, but I disagree with the nonsense of letting these other guys get away with violence and not Chris.
P.s. I seriously dislike Brown myself, but I disagree with the nonsense of letting these other guys get away with violence and not Chris.
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jsp16
| 24
88, Are you Chris Brown?
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kyla_milan13
| 5
The best comment for the FML. NO DOUBT. IM DYING
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PimpdaddyCJT
| 13
I guess he's not into the whole 'lets do some kinky shit in bed thing' huh?
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jw90
| 18
So much for spicing things up in the bedroom
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thatdangmexican
| 18
Well, you asked for it!
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Zimmington
| 21
said the husband who beat his wife
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Alicestraza
| 33
And that's why fetishes should be discussed beforehand.
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wolfgold2
| 20
i have a food fetish
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rachxxo
| 9
Whoa. I'd probably take it easy on the dirty talk from now on. Not really his thing from the looks of it
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whyisitincapital
| 25
Or you could combine the two, and delve into either anal fisting or face slapping.
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iAlissa
| 34
What kind of kinky shit are you in to?
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Daiyuki
| 5
... Anal fisting and face slapping, obviously
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grahmagog
| 14
Its not every man's strong point
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AGB10
| 19
MCP at its worst in bed. Sorry OP. many guys would kill for a girlfriend as kinky as you are.