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Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23811) - you deserved it (6723)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States

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...Better than welfare weed.

#3 - On 07/06/2012 at 6:17am by MakeTodayADTR

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You mean you give him sex for free? This is why most men work. Weed, beer or other intoxicants are usually further down the list of reasons to perform humiliating, tedious labor.

#1 - On 07/06/2012 at 5:43am by perdix

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