Stephanie Says…

By Not Stephanie - 20/05/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I ranted via text to my best friend about how annoying our coworker Stephanie is. I hit send, only to realize I had sent it to… the Stephanie in question. My backup plan? Following up with, "Just kidding! It’s for a short story I’m writing.” She replied, “I look forward to reading it.” FML
I agree, your life sucks 74
You deserved it 698

Same thing different taste

Brenda and me

By Not Brenda - 15/03/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was venting to a friend over Whatsapp about my annoying coworker when I realised I'd sent it to said coworker (always check which chat you are in while typing). I'd said, "I’m convinced Brenda is either possessed or just doesn't know how to be a normal human." I deleted it, but it was too late, as she replied with a smiley emoji and, “Can I help with anything, asshole?” FML
I agree, your life sucks 61
You deserved it 697

Top comments

Pyrocrashe 11
poopface82 23

I hope you’re a skilled writer. Who knows; you might end up finding a new talent.

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Pyrocrashe 11
poopface82 23

I hope you’re a skilled writer. Who knows; you might end up finding a new talent.

Pro tip: If you want to rant about someone whose phone number you have, don't text the person directly before or after their name in your contact list.