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Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML

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MakeTodayADTR 20

...Better than welfare weed.

perdix 29

You mean you give him sex for free? This is why most men work. Weed, beer or other intoxicants are usually further down the list of reasons to perform humiliating, tedious labor.

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pandapoof42 3

lol sounds like my boyfriend

TheNewGuy03 28

As a certain Kanye West once said, "You don't wanna [N-word] who smokes, but he can't buy weed." That said, well ... **** it, that's a stupid reason to get a job. Most companies have anti-drug policies in place, so ... he's in a precarious position. |the kid|

linkinpark98 23

I don't understand why you type "|the kid|" after every comment you make. It's not like this is twitter where you end every tweet with a hash tag.

TheNewGuy03 28

It's literally part of every comment I make. Go back, say, a few years and learn the truth. I don't do it for vanity. This is the internet. |the kid|

TheVelocirabbit 10

Yes, It's the Internet, but more specifically, this is FML. We tolerate certain things, but not all. You can go onto anywhere else like Facebook or Twitter or YouTube and get away with it.

rich443 22

**** Kenya West he sucks

mspeacock 6

You know with this economy, at least he found a job.... But seriously, a job is how I pay for things too. My house, car, student loans, credit cards, and yes, weed. Money is generally how people get stuff these days. Money is obtained through employment for most people. Don't be so upset by it.

PhishloverA 14

What a no life stoner

hhhwat 0

Shush bob marley. Ur dead

hhhwat 0

At least it wasn't so he could be away from you for 8 hours

thisismeFMLing 0

Weed is a plant, quit complaining. It's better than buying alcohol.

Keliosan 6

Castor beans come from a plant. They also contain ricin a very deadly poison. Plants are safe though so go eat a few and cure us from your stupidity.

THE_A_TEEN 27

^Obvious stoner justifying everything.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Caffeine comes from plants and can cause long term effects if it's consumed on a regular basis. Poison Ivy can cause rashes and other symptoms. But since they're plants, I will consume them simply because it's safe. Amazing logic, bro.

nabee26 15

Here you go trying to sound smart again. Give up. It's okay. Some people well just don't have it. And to think you're still in high school.... Gessshhh!!!

thisismeFMLing 0

Id rather be at that risk than being a drunk driver, because i'd be in a lot less risk of danger. If you were to drive high, it wouldn't be nearly as dangerous as drunk driving. There is no relevance to marijuana bein illegal.

Keliosan 6

This is yet another "not as bad" comparison. Weed slows your reaction time so it is very dangerous to drive while high. Considering you don't think so I'm glad I don't live near you. I've known more than a few stoners some of which are idiots but would never even consider driving while high because they know how stupid it is. While a slower reaction time doesn't insure an accident it makes it much more likely, so if you ever do it yourself I hope you only kill yourself and save someone else's family the grief.

foreverfried420 0

There's nothing wrong with that

Bluekaren16 19

Well at least something motivates him to get a job. I'm assuming you found his stash of weed OP?

mrrossh 3

There's nothing wrong with a little weed in moderation so long as he is buying quality produce - bad weed will make you cranky when you come down. And at least he earns his weed and doesn't steal for it.

Myo_fml 20

At least he's buying something fairly tame. Would you rather him be buying meth or spending his new hard-earned cash on hookers instead?