hopeless
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
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UnknownOperation
Washington, United States
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
GetOutOfMyHouseLoser
United States
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
Anonymous
Muskegon, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Anonymous
North York, Canada
Harry Pothead
Today, my husband said he wouldn't be talking to me for weeks, because I didn't buy him weed. Yeah, I paid all the bills and the rent this month. FML
drugdealersgf
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Anonymous
Auckland, New Zealand
Take it up with HR
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
dtack2tack
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
DreDre
Charity
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Xixi
Priorities
Today, my boyfriend says he “can’t afford” to buy some Pampers and formula for our daughter, yet he just pre-ordered the iPhone 14, and bought his weekly weed supply. FML
Anonymous
United States
Isn't this, like, a crime?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend blows weed smoke at me while I sleep. I don’t smoke. Then he turns off the Ring camera in the middle of the night and cheats on me with men that he finds on Grindr. FML
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MakeTodayADTR 20
...Better than welfare weed.
perdix 29
You mean you give him sex for free? This is why most men work. Weed, beer or other intoxicants are usually further down the list of reasons to perform humiliating, tedious labor.
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hxcjordan777 1
Ftw.
Leslier_fml 4
His money. His choice. But seriously he didnt have a job when you got with him?
dutchpower 5
Isn't that what you're supposed to buy?
smileydancer92 2
Well at least he was motivated! ..lol
RamenForTheWin 10
Ask if he'll share!
aikman_wesc 2
At least he's not being a useless stoner and actually working and contributing to society
jswag17 5
I don't see the problem here
akichan15 5
Who cares? At least he's making the money with a job instead of stealing it from you and other.
tknds4 6
Your boyfriend is awesome
noisebox 1
Sounds like a dope......