Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
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coconutdaydream
| 7
scratchy pussy
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Madden12
| 6
You just wanted to write pussy......
Me too.
Me too.
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AssTard
| 15
At least the cat itched your nose, even if it resulted in a little blood.
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DontModMeDammit
| 10
Blanket monster!!!! Ahhhhh!
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SkoomaKi
| 27
^ Ezio?
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StarWolf111
| 21
Oh god.
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jellitonoctopus
| 19
That's actually kind of cute.
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Getting mauled is fucking adorable.
I should know, I do it to others.
I should know, I do it to others.
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the_anti_hipster
| 7
...and this is why I'm a dog person. Kitties are cute but they have sharp claws of Satan!
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yoyoforpeace
| 14
Really thought this was going to have a weird parent walking in twist at the end.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
"My mom walked in to see the cat attached to my face"
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Grootensliven
| 10
Kitty's in the game and there are no breaks. Ever
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False_Stupidity
| 41
When at war with kitties, there is no quarter and they take no prisoners!
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mystashisgone
| 6
I have somewhat had this problem... I am a manager at a local fast food restaurant. Now only speaking for myself, but I am just the right height and it seems that people I train aren't in the flow of things yet. So it happens more with them that I accidentally graze or touch certain parts of them on complete accident. This sometimes freaks me out because well lets say I'm an adult and usually trainees are 16-17 yrs old. However, this only happens on occasion and I make sure whoever understands it is an accident. This many times in a half hour seems suspicious.
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iMeowzAlot
| 8
Wrong FML dude
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COOL__Coal
| 12
Cool story bro, tell it again.
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dead_insects
| 18
um, wrong FML
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the_anti_hipster
| 7
Wrong thread, manager dude.
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fcooper05
| 0
Aww, sweet kitty. I absolutely ADORE kitties, sometimes I even dress them up in those animal clothes all the other lifeless losers buy for their pets, hahaha. But I digress. You have ten times the life I'll ever have. Kitties 4eva yo. xOxOxOx
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mizuki123
| 8
What's wrong with having a cat? My cat acts like a dog all the time.
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mojogirl
| 4
Cats are awesome and dogs could probably do way more damage than a cat
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bla102
| 4
I'm sorry but why would I ever give a fuck on this comment?
Any ideas people?
Any ideas people?
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cooldude77
| 10
Great comment. I dont know why these morons thumbed you down!!!
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akg98
| 13
RAAAAAWWWWRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
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iMeowzAlot
| 8
Purr purr motherfucker
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Your 'cat', hmm?