Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML
Top comments
spazticechidna 2
Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.
buckeye08 10
I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.
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Comments (131)
spazticechidna 2
Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.
akallaan 7
And loosen your ****** and wallet
theten_fml 9
Orthodontist: We're going to have to put you to sleep for this procedure. If you wake up sore don't worry about it. Just remember your teeth are connected to your jaw bone and your jaw bone's connected to your pelvis bone. Bones and bones and bones!
poohtriese 0
I feel your pain mine is the day after
CaineSorren 0
I feel your pain. I'm getting a tooth pulled.
xxxbooxxx 16
Getting them tightened doesn't hurt though..:/
Evelynn84 6
I'm getting my bottom braces put on that day too. :-(
silentbutfunny 0
I had braces for just under 2 years, they just get sore is all. It goes away until the tighten them again
bubo_fml 11
Wif deeze nutz!!
williemac987 5
That awkward moment when you don't know what to write!
gaysunshine 8
Omg that sucks well u have someone!
ThisIsMyReign 4
Stop being so depressing.
ReadALLDemLettrz 1
Hey, atleast you have a date...
tellithowitis 13
Agreed. I'm going to be stuck at home licking my fur and drinking gallons of milk!
brunomars09 3
hahahhahaha your comments go oh so well c'x
smashitsouop 0
Dude this is weird, so do I. It's at 8:30 am
Azninvasion217 0
For our school's backwards dance I spent the night watching tv
Azninvasion217 0
For our school's backwards dance I spent the night watching tv
buckeye08 10
I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.
mama2b3 20
It'll be just like if she had a real date :)
MetalxSoldier 26
Wow, kinky. I like it.
Metzler31 17
Well hopefully having nice, straight teeth will help you get a date in the future :)
Namerkp2 8
Better than nothing ;)
Meraklez1013 9
Well it's better than no plans right?? I got a date with "A walk to remember" (The Movie) on Valentines day......
KiddNYC1O 22
Highly depressing.
Meraklez1013 9
Yeah... I kno but it's bn like that for a while...
KiddNYC1O 22
Sorry to hear.
GoW_Chick 15
Don't worry you'll find that special someone someday, but for now don't dwell on it, just enjoy the single life. :)
ladyLALAA 29
I love that movie, my date will be with vodka! Nobody loves me haha :(
JMTS 0
Why is it bad to be single...?
Meraklez1013 9
It's really not it just sucks this time of the year to b
Brittanica2424 2
Get some haha(;
afflatedzingara 2
Same here don't worry I know your pain