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Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.

buckeye08 10

I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.

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Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.

And loosen your ****** and wallet

theten_fml 9

Orthodontist: We're going to have to put you to sleep for this procedure. If you wake up sore don't worry about it. Just remember your teeth are connected to your jaw bone and your jaw bone's connected to your pelvis bone. Bones and bones and bones!

poohtriese 0

I feel your pain mine is the day after

I feel your pain. I'm getting a tooth pulled.

xxxbooxxx 16

Getting them tightened doesn't hurt though..:/

I'm getting my bottom braces put on that day too. :-(

I had braces for just under 2 years, they just get sore is all. It goes away until the tighten them again

Wif deeze nutz!!

That awkward moment when you don't know what to write!

Omg that sucks well u have someone!

ThisIsMyReign 4

Stop being so depressing.

Hey, atleast you have a date...

Agreed. I'm going to be stuck at home licking my fur and drinking gallons of milk!

brunomars09 3

hahahhahaha your comments go oh so well c'x

Dude this is weird, so do I. It's at 8:30 am

Azninvasion217 0

For our school's backwards dance I spent the night watching tv

Azninvasion217 0

For our school's backwards dance I spent the night watching tv

buckeye08 10

I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.

It'll be just like if she had a real date :)

MetalxSoldier 26

Wow, kinky. I like it.

Well hopefully having nice, straight teeth will help you get a date in the future :)

Better than nothing ;)

Meraklez1013 9

Well it's better than no plans right?? I got a date with "A walk to remember" (The Movie) on Valentines day......

KiddNYC1O 22

Highly depressing.

Meraklez1013 9

Yeah... I kno but it's bn like that for a while...

KiddNYC1O 22

Sorry to hear.

GoW_Chick 15

Don't worry you'll find that special someone someday, but for now don't dwell on it, just enjoy the single life. :)

I love that movie, my date will be with vodka! Nobody loves me haha :(

Why is it bad to be single...?

Meraklez1013 9

It's really not it just sucks this time of the year to b

Get some haha(;

Same here don't worry I know your pain