By killingmyselfimmediately - 7/1/2019 20:00
Today, I had the flu and couldn't go to school. My dad called in and told them that I couldn't be there because I have an itchy anus. Not only that, but my birthday's tomorrow. FML
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By  RichardPencil  |  27

Well, there goes your chance for birthday anal! At least with your school chums.

There’s always the local truck stop, unless word about your itchy anus has gone out over CB.

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By  RichardPencil  |  27

Well, there goes your chance for birthday anal! At least with your school chums.

There’s always the local truck stop, unless word about your itchy anus has gone out over CB.

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  Gwengreen  |  6

Aaaaaand he’s back ladies and gentlemen

By  Barelysane  |  2

Hey y'all, OP here. Thank you soooo much for your support. I am currently planning revenge by emptying my hole puncher into his air vents and put them on high. I love him, but he's an asshole sometimes.