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Your dad is a twit, but bear in mind that only the attendance officer even heard his lie. Nobody else at the school even knows he said it.

Well, there goes your chance for birthday anal! At least with your school chums. There’s always the local truck stop, unless word about your itchy anus has gone out over CB.

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Well, there goes your chance for birthday anal! At least with your school chums. There’s always the local truck stop, unless word about your itchy anus has gone out over CB.

Gwengreen 6

Aaaaaand he’s back ladies and gentlemen

This is a huge TMI I didnt need to know this. But hey happy birthday

Your dad is a twit, but bear in mind that only the attendance officer even heard his lie. Nobody else at the school even knows he said it.

ah the dad must be an OG troll then, telling the one person who won't tell anyone else that it's her birthday

OHMYGODOHMYGOD. Your dad is HILARIOUS.

There's a cream for that...

Other than my flu, I was totally fine- thanks though! :)

That's an itch only certain people will scratch.

Call his work and do the same, see how he likes it.

He lied about your birthday!?? WTF! divorce him! oh wait...

Hey y'all, OP here. Thank you soooo much for your support. I am currently planning revenge by emptying my hole puncher into his air vents and put them on high. I love him, but he's an asshole sometimes.