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Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Ugh - / Tuesday 14 June 2016 20:41 / New Zealand - Auckland

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By Baustigt | 40

#6628474 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:26

Is it because there's a party in your mouth and everyone's invited?

By brownapple | 22

#6628465 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:20

Are they that hot?

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By whoredom | 21

#6628462 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:18

at least you'll have nice teeth for your birthday...maybe...hopefully

By brownapple | 22

#6628465 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:20

Are they that hot?

By renrioku | 15

#6628468 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:24

I am the same way, you just need to have a nice party.

By Baustigt | 40

#6628474 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:26

Is it because there's a party in your mouth and everyone's invited?

By mrjiggles1992 | 18

#6628491 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:51

Yep, ages does that to you.

By Sandsh8rk | 36

#6628493 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:57

Reschedule your appointment for your birthday - win win situation!

By manuwish | 9

#6628516 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 12:00

well why not invite them to your birthday? haha

By ndts | 4

#6628528 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 12:09

woah are you me? My birthday is today and I have an orthodontist's appointment in 20 min :O

TeraBaap | 20

#6628614 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 03:06

Well, Happy Birthday!

By kakabalo | 12

#6628540 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 12:31

when is your birthday?

By aGMAELSTR0M | 10

#6628557 - Wednesday 15 June 2016 01:13

Your orthodontist is Jennifer Anniston, isn't it?

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