Miscellaneous: Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more...

By Ugh - 14/06/2016 20:41 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML

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brownapple 22

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:20

Are they that hot?

Sandsh8rk 36

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:57

Reschedule your appointment for your birthday - win win situation!

whoredom 21

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:18

at least you'll have nice teeth for your birthday...maybe...hopefully

brownapple 22

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:20

Are they that hot?

renrioku 15

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:24

I am the same way, you just need to have a nice party.

mrjiggles1992 18

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:51

Yep, ages does that to you.

Sandsh8rk 36

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:57

Reschedule your appointment for your birthday - win win situation!

manuwish 9

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 12:00

well why not invite them to your birthday? haha

ndts 4

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 12:09

woah are you me? My birthday is today and I have an orthodontist's appointment in 20 min :O

TeraBaap 21

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 15:06

Well, Happy Birthday!

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 12:31

when is your birthday?

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Wednesday 15 June 2016 13:13

Your orthodontist is Jennifer Anniston, isn't it?

sohigh10 34

Wednesday 15 June 2016 13:18

If you're getting your braces off, I understand OP, it was a moment I looked forward to since the second they put that contraption in my mouth

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Today, it's my favorite grandpa's memorial. I live on a different continent and couldn't afford the flight ticket since he passed away 8 years ago, I couldn't even visit his grave, and never got to say goodbye. I miss him so much. FML

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Today, after 2.5 years of being single, I locked eyes with a cute girl. We were the same height at 6'1 so we joked that if we had a baby, it'd be huge. After some flirting, roughhousing, and making out, she gave me her number, and told me to bring condoms to her place. Then I woke up. FML

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