By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States 7 1 2 62 Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML I agree, your life sucks 25 786 You deserved it 4 824 Tweet Share