Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

By constipated - 3/6/2017 02:00

I agree, your life sucks

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By arioch_fml | 18

#7464530 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:12

So fake, Op you're full of shit.

By mattyiscool123 | 26

#7464526 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:02

What?

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By mattyiscool123 | 26

#7464526 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:02

What?

By MisterKnowItAll | 15

#7464527 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:02

I would say the shit hit the fan, but you're not getting any shit.

By arioch_fml | 18

#7464530 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:12

So fake, Op you're full of shit.

By EstrangedWife | 3

#7464531 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:15

You were fired for not going to the bathroom. You worry the customers. This is an obvious YDI *joking*

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7464532 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:22

They made you go because you weren't able to.

By CrusnikRoxas | 20

#7464533 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:22

Oh man, now this story I have to hear xD Still bit of a....shit situation :p

By bobsanction | 16

#7464534 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:32

I'm guessing you didn't give a shit?

By Kristoffer | 32

#7464537 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:40

Well, shit.

By Regulate | 21

#7464543 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:52

You're a shit model?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7464544 - Saturday 3 June 2017 2:53

I'm sorry, butt when you have a shitty job, you have to produce.