By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
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spazticechidna 2
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Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.

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buckeye08 10
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I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.

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spazticechidna 2
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Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.

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akallaan 7
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And loosen your vagina and wallet

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theten_fml 9
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Orthodontist: We're going to have to put you to sleep for this procedure. If you wake up sore don't worry about it. Just remember your teeth are connected to your jaw bone and your jaw bone's connected to your pelvis bone. Bones and bones and bones!

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poohtriese 0
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I feel your pain mine is the day after

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CaineSorren 0
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I feel your pain. I'm getting a tooth pulled.

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xxxbooxxx 16
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Getting them tightened doesn't hurt though..:/

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Evelynn84 6
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I'm getting my bottom braces put on that day too. :-(

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silentbutfunny 0
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I had braces for just under 2 years, they just get sore is all. It goes away until the tighten them again

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bubo_fml 10
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Wif deeze nutz!!

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williemac987 5
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That awkward moment when you don't know what to write!

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gaysunshine 8
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Omg that sucks well u have someone!

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ThisIsMyReign 4
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Stop being so depressing.

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ReadALLDemLettrz 1
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Hey, atleast you have a date...

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tellithowitis 13
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Agreed. I'm going to be stuck at home licking my fur and drinking gallons of milk!

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brunomars09 3
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hahahhahaha your comments go oh so well c'x

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smashitsouop 0
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Dude this is weird, so do I. It's at 8:30 am

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Azninvasion217 0
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For our school's backwards dance I spent the night watching tv

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Azninvasion217 0
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For our school's backwards dance I spent the night watching tv

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buckeye08 10
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I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.

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mama2b3 20
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It'll be just like if she had a real date :)

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MetalxSoldier 26
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Wow, kinky. I like it.

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Metzler31 17
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Well hopefully having nice, straight teeth will help you get a date in the future :)

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Namerkp2 8
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Better than nothing ;)

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Meraklez1013 9
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Well it's better than no plans right?? I got a date with "A walk to remember" (The Movie) on Valentines day......

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KiddNYC1O 20
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Highly depressing.

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Meraklez1013 9
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Yeah... I kno but it's bn like that for a while...

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KiddNYC1O 20
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Sorry to hear.

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GoW_Chick 14
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Don't worry you'll find that special someone someday, but for now don't dwell on it, just enjoy the single life. :)

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ladyLALAA 28
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I love that movie, my date will be with vodka! Nobody loves me haha :(

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JMTS 0
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Why is it bad to be single...?

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Meraklez1013 9
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It's really not it just sucks this time of the year to b

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Brittanica2424 2
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Get some haha(;

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afflatedzingara 2
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Same here don't worry I know your pain

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