Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.
buckeye08 10
I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.
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Comments (131)
jmacfan1 16
I feel your pain OP. I had braces myself a while back and those things hurt like hell when they get tightened.
GotBawlz 0
Forever alone
bballbaby1310 0
At least you didn't get your braces on on valentines day like I did!
Fml_Im_Black 0
Valentines day is singles awareness day. Be happy ur with a dentist not a hobo
kei1108 13
Valentine's Day is ridiculously over-rated! Don't feel like you need a relationship in order to be part of society.
tripangelx8 4
that's still one more date than me.
tschurstein 0
Me too....=[
perdix 31
Your mouth is going to feel like a lot of people's hearts ;(
ryanbeast 7
My birthday is on Valentines Day
leilaostara 1
Well then you'll have nice teeth for next valentines day!!