Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
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Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML
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Top comments
spazticechidna 2
Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.
buckeye08 10
I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.
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Comments (131)
HooHooHa 6
Sounds kinky.
Fus_Ro_Dah 2
Well its still around 10 days to valentine's day, Maybe you can still get an actual date by then.
grannygruber 6
So you're into pain, cool. Hope you enjoy that!
fmlbrofml 0
Don't you wish it were the gynecologist,?(;
grapisy 8
Wrong kind of oral?
Devin91 20
Sounds like a hot date(;
harlequinn10 3
And how is tt suppose to be depressing? U got sumone!!! Be thankful, woman!!
Da_Princ3ss 1
I knw that sucks!!
ILOOVELAMP 0
Just you're braces?
GoW_Chick 15
Yes, just you are braces. -.-
ILOOVELAMP 0
**** auto-correct. Second time.
GoW_Chick 15
Autocorrect is an evil fiend, or so it seems, because it gets blamed for a lot of mistakes around here.
desireev 18
If you don't put an 'e' on the end of 'your', it won't auto-correct it to 'you're'. It's just 'your'.
ImaginaryFoe 1
This may not mean much coming from someone in a good relationship but Valentine's Day is severely over-rated. I've never understood the self-imposed pressure to hook up on one specific day of the year. Have a happy Tuesday and keep it moving.