tooembarassed
United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Ugh
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML
FarisH
Jordan
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
KenzoBVB
Canada
Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML
bym
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
Bethany
United States
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Anonymous
Fairfield, Australia
Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML
Top comments
spazticechidna 2
Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.
buckeye08 10
I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.
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Comments (131)
babylove0904 1
I feel your pain I have the same date
ILOOVELAMP 0
That's why you get braces when you're 10, and don't have to worry about it. Unless you're a pretty popular 10 year old with a lisence, or else you will have no life ;)
fmessiah 19
Will having your braces tightened mean you will have a sore mouth if you succeed in capturing a proper Valentines date? If my mouth was sore I don't think I would like to kiss or be kissed which would make a date awkward come the end of the evening. Good luck, hope you don't get too sore.
luv_him6 6
ohmigosh i had braces before. it doesnt even hurt that bad.
roher1331 4
I also have a date with my ortho... :P
TheJester12 15
it's okay . you've already blown him. twice . with your tonsils being removed , the excuse of your throat being sore was quite convenient. this time when he puts you under he might even go all the way with you. it'll be like a real date! skipping the flowers and food and conversation and getting right to the juicy unconsexual sex! I mean what?
TheJester12 15
unconsensual * freudian slip. gotta love those Bastards.
MissAimeeAngel 15
And now please open your mouth wider ;)
GingerNinja 18
oh wow im getting mine off V-day. I would have spent it with my "amazing" boyfriend, but he broke my heart last weekend out of pure selfishness. you win some, you lose some.
perdix 31
Re-schedule your appointment for 10:30 pm, and you could be onto something. That chair could be lots of fun if you are creative. ;)
DustyStorm 16
I got a date for Valentine's Day.... I'm going to tighten braces all day long....and fix broken brackets, change closing chains and get saliva flung onto my face....oh, and put braces on some sniveling little person.... FML, too.....lmao