Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
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Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML
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spazticechidna 2
Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.
buckeye08 10
I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.
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Comments (131)
JMichael 26
Don't worry. I'm a doctor.
Lilpciak2012 2
oh wah wah... it's just Valentine's day anyways...
vocaloidtiger 12
I have a dentist appointment on valentines day too. Luckily no orthodontist.. But still xad
Track1991 0
I hated braces. Shit hurts. Just take some pain killers.
vampire_rising 0
at least the wernt tightend two weeks early like mine
pdp_fml 21
Just cancel the appointment for another day!
kez238 0
Sounds kinky :p
doorick 4
look at the bright side, you'll have a beautiful smile for next years valentines day
Flossy9 0
Not only Valentines day but also my husbands 30th bday and we are going to the specialist to find out whether our baby will have down syndrome when he comes out, so I hope you enjoy having your braces tighten, cause that what I prefer to have done!
Teabubbles 8
Also, i found out i have cancer and i get chemo on the 14 th! Life's a competition, eh? :p
fish1806 0
Forever alone...