tooembarassed
United States
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OUCH.
United States
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Ugh
Auckland, New Zealand
Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML
FarisH
Jordan
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got my lip pierced. By the orthodontist. FML
KenzoBVB
Canada
Today, I went to the orthodontist, and found out when I was supposed to get my braces off. His exact words, "You'll get them off around Christmas... but we're not sure what year." FML
bym
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
Albert
Dover, United States
Today, I went to see my orthodontist. He informed me that I have an underbite and I will probably need braces again. I just had them taken off last year, after five and a half years of oral hell. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
Bethany
United States
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Anonymous
Fairfield, Australia
Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML
Top comments
spazticechidna 2
Tighten them with what? Bow chica bow wow.
buckeye08 10
I'm sure you'll feel the love as he tells you to open your mouth wider.
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Comments (131)
pretty_coin 11
well... better than my valentine's day plans..... my "date" - few hours of webcam with my long distance boyfriend...
Justin23L 2
Uhh if you aren't excited to talk to him you should reconsider your relationship.
fmlbrofml 0
She's probably happy, just would rather actually be with him.
steviesnm 6
If you'd rather get your braces tightened than talk to your boyfriend on webcam on valentines day, there's some re-evaluating to do here.
pretty_coin 11
well, I was just saying... getting your braces tightened hurts ALOT less, than seeing him there, smiling, wanting to be there with him, waiting to feel his arms around me and cover him in kisses... then remembering the distance and that I can't, it wont happen for years to come yet, and feeling my heart sink...... BTW i have had braces i know how it feels and also I am happy to see n talk with him... but it hurts... like hell.....
max500 4
You're 15, calm the **** down. Children's hormones these days.
ALpein 0
I hate to say it but... this guy's right, you're only fifteen. Odds are it won't last.
kez238 0
Your just having a winge about your life on someone elses FML which is what Facebook is for
SoultheWolf 19
At least you have a date.. My fiance is about 1000 miles from me right now. T_T
CRC_101 31
Aw, I'm sorry :(
torio123 27
I'm getting my braces off on valentines day! I get to sit there for an hour with my mouth wide open, lucky me!
FUUUandyourmom 16
Same here!
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's how dates end for a lot of people. ba-dum-tish
mismonroe 0
Better than your cat and a box of wine, right?
samikitty961 8
That sounds romantic.
theworstthing 7
Is he good looking?
110_percent 5
I'm going to make this really easy for you. She's not actually going on a date with him - by having no date for Valentines day she's taking the piss by saying she has one by going to a dentist appointment. Because she's only going on a dentist appointment there's no need for the dentist to be "hot", "hawt" or "fit", because he is in fact a dentist. Being good looking has no influence on most careers, and should make no difference to the OP. Vote me down dammit, I have a problem with stupid people tonight.
ZebulonPike 8
I'm pretty sure it was a joke, dude...
rockerlove2013 6
Yea like for real ever heard of jk?? But u rlly cnt tell emotions on the internet
desireev 18
Geez.. Asshole much?! It was, clearly, a joke. Don't be such a jackass! And by the way, she isn't going to a dentist appointment. She is going to see her orthodontist. Clean teeth=Dentist Braces=Orthodontist Don't call people stupid when you're not using your noggin' yourself.
bubo_fml 11
Would you rather have a date w/a proctologist?
mandy45lynn 10
Ouch man! Me too!!!
Justin23L 2
That's hot.
GoW_Chick 15
Remember spit don't swallow... What?! I was talking about when the dentist gets done and he tells you to rinse your mouth out. What were you thinking about you perv?
TraeThaTruth07 7
You suck.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#33, I thought it was funny. How about YOU crack a joke and make me laugh. I'll decide who actually suck. You ******* propane tank of dicks...