Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend that getting on all fours and barking at my penis for fun in the center of a mall is extremely inappropriate. She thinks otherwise, and promises to do it again. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend in the bathtub interrogating his penis and "drowning" it when it wouldn't answer him. FML
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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UsEumYong 4
Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Dump his immature ass.
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Comments (148)
StoryOfTheYear 15
Dump his immature ass.
ClassyCommando 13
Let him yell all he likes. He's just making himself look exponentially more stupid everytime he says it.
amoscore 5
Play along. Yell ******!
Muslimgal92 0
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StoryOfTheYear 15
*Looks at 22's picture* *Looks at 22's comment* Hmm...
noncomposmentis 6
I suspect that the OP's boyfriend is inspired by '500 Days of Summer'.
FirstTigerHobbes 13
22- it is now clear to everyone what you think about day and night. Doesn't that get boring?
kyarush 10
How mature...
MrShizzBear 0
What you should do is run away yelling "No, I don't want your penis. Rape!"
urdirtyolduncle 15
You should yell back, "infection!"
ImFrackinBored 13
^^ Genius.
Bball_boy15 3
You should have broken up with him and walked away. He would be a single guy screaming penis. Hmmm
Link5794 18
Better idea: punch him in the face, because violence is always the answer.
MrsDruidess 23
if you're going to allow him to do this (give him what he wants so he stops) than YDI. But you can refuse to play along and he should stop. If not, dump his childish ass!!
blobs1907 3
Play along! PENIS GAME!
pretty_coin 11
I love that game!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
PENIS!!!!
SecretMe00 5
PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
beatdownbarbie 5
My younger brothers tried playing that game once in the grocery store...we wee with my Oma, she beat the crap out of them both with a cereal box. >.
ninjacutie 6
I like your Oma…
dre9889 4
I play all the time.
lol_ironic_life 9
PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cfalen 0
PENIS?....!!!!!!!!
SW500 13
I quite prefer the ****** game...
Dadz_fml 0
Pegina?
unitedfan11 0
i made a new game and it's called BOOBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
urdirtyolduncle 15
How about "AIDS." Anyone wanna play? No? Just like my childhood :(
UsEumYong 4
Let him find out if you don't get your way, you yell "RAPE!" until you do.
prettyinpink03 11
Haha. Excellent.
Leipe_Henkie 10
This would most certainly get rid of him, but if you just want to get rid of his comments, just bring a bottle of water and fling it at him in the place he mentions every time he does so :)
mango260 9
Ugh my guy friend would yell that, sooo annoying..,
rarrar321 3
"PENIS!" "RAPE!" PENIS!" "RAPE!" wouldn't that be a sight to see....
WhoaItsKiernan 4
#9 -Okay Mr. Burns...
MR_RODSQUAD 11
You should yell "you have a small penis!" to make him SHUTUP.
ClassyCommando 13
"I see you like to talk about the small things in life..." Epic burns.
onlychildFTW 34
That's awesome 16.
yahoowizard 16
Just "you have a small..." suffices :)
leh9 2
Or... When he says penis say "yea, a small one" :)
supersexyme 0
Lol
dabossdman88 0
Funny stuff
Dovahkiin_ 2
Boyfriend use penis! It's super effective!
hatesfate 6
Socially awkward girl uses lame line, line backfires, she gets negatived You have lost this battle!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Speaking of social awkwardness. I hate when I have a really, really good word to play on Words with Friends except it's something like "******" on a triple letter and triple word score against my mom. 120 points + awkward dinner tonight or Lose at Words with Friends ****!
ladyLALAA 29
28, you came out of your mum's vag, I don't think that she will mind!
StoryOfTheYear 15
My mommy says I came froms a test tube.
hatesfate 6
What she meant by that is she was testing many guys tubes at the time of your conception...
ejjamael 5
my mother play penis before on words with friends
mannybarrantes 1
Did you learn that the "hard" way? ahhaaa
Ecklcakes 15
"...talking about tiny things..."
fangbanger_kitty 10
My goodness, that's a way to get dumped. Lol
ICATiger 13
Does he do it for 'long'???
AcidLacedBong 5
Just yell tiny or small before he says penis!! And point at him ahaha