1, 2, 3… FIRE!

By Username - 11/08/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 983
You deserved it 15 247

Same thing different taste

Comments

warlockplayer19 5

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Good thing those bruises go with darn near everything eh?

That's why we as people of the world should be allowed to put landmines in our front yards.

8-then what happens when family is in your front yard?

Pixxio_O 11

At least it wasn't elderly with handbags full of bricks

YourEvilHero 12

track them down call their parents. theyll go from cocky to sad little kids.

OP never said they got hit with paintballs

the question is why...would you walk out in your underwear

Find out where they live. The next time they come out of their house, greet them with an AK.

kdawg360 0

That must have been awkward huh?

Wait was that the FML or are you implying that something else happened?

So then you played paintball with them right? I don't see how that's and FML...

WellThatSucksMaj 0

Be happy you were wearing anything!!

red, green and yellow balls as well plus a bullseye on the head of his pecker

juliaaalove 8

You must live in a very friendly neighborhood :)

Vash_41288 10

Yeah where was spider-man then :-(

why would you go with boxers only? you were just telling the kids to shoot you in the balls.

exactly!! if I were those kids and saw a man exit his house in his underwear I would commence firing

bananaburger 0

Whip out your boxers of fury and do a battle cry!

OB1CanBlowMe 3

I was one of those kids haha lol

You were born in 1983 and still consider yourself a kid? (even if that comment wasn't a load of bs)

foxmatrix15 8

Aww did u get shot in your ******? Hope so! FYL

Majstr 23
yomommma 6

I find it funny how women can wear men's clothing and it would be socially acceptable. Unfortunately for men, if we wear women's clothing, we get shunned from society.

LiveLaughFML 10

When a girl wears boy clothes she usually does it to be cute(: or is a Tomboy. when a boy wears girl clothing your options are limited.

-38 not all men are shunned, like me! I wear bras and skirts all the time and my clients don't judge me!

blackbelt25 12

-57 Yeah well not in front you