By queenbee - 14/06/2015 13:31 - United States - Media

Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML
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WCARlover 34

Well how is he getting in? Always keep your door and windows locked...that's awful you can't trust your own brother :(

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insideoutoreo33 8

Hate how the top comment is always something about seeking revenge. An eye for an eye makes the world go blind. Sad.

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TH_Insomniak 15

an eye for an eye, but I don't need to see.

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psychopolarbear 28

This is why you poke out both eyes the first time so they can't effectively retaliate.

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tantanpanda 26

#36, then don't take the eye in the first place.

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JICor 7

#36 I'm an atheist, all the revenge in the world for me!

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Cassandra2015 21

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nemisis11 12

How does stealing someone's food the same as calling in sick? Sick days exist for a reason, and they're limited, use them how you wish. Now if he went to his coworkers house while they were at work and stole their food, I could see how it's "just as bad".

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ProfessorMctitie 20

Getting robbed and calling in for one day are two different things...

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Hunkapoo 19

lying is wrong, but I don't think it constitutes a more serious punishment like being robbed.

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lexa1love 16

At my job being late is penalized the same as a call off. So ya if I will be late I would rather just call off completely.

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EpicJackman 12

To be fair, OP could have been sick, but he worded his sentence oddly because of the character limit. But he most likely faked being sick.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#49 did you read the same FML as the rest of us? Because it clearly says op missed their alarm and called in sick. It didn't say they were sick or anything of the nature.

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SnowxSakura 17

Even if he's family you should still report him to the authorities if he refuses to return your property.

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wchil 14

idk if I want food someone has stolen....it might come back in crappy condition

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HWICUNow 10

is food really property? more like a rental.

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leogachi 15

Who are you renting it from?

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

OP never says it's food though. The brother could have been stealing utensils, pots, pans, or anything important OP had in their kitchen, although everyone is probably assuming he was stealing food.

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WCARlover 34

Well how is he getting in? Always keep your door and windows locked...that's awful you can't trust your own brother :(

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katydid91 31

Maybe he has a spare key for emergencies?

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Isandri 29

If he has the key, then it is not a break-in, and as it comes to the robbery - i think the sum is not high enough for police to take it seriously.. At least in Poland, when the worth of goods is not higher than 70$, they won't do shit to the criminal, just give an oral warning.. Time to change your locks OP :(

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Altafjhetam11 6

Ah family! Blood is thicker than water, but water tastes better!

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aruden 25

If he has a key take it back, because he is family give him the option to return it or you will report it to the police. If he gets in trouble it's ultimately his fault.

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SuperMew 22

Change your locks and install a nanny cam. Then get proof he is stealing. Take it to the police and small claims court

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