Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

by lalala / 06/14/2011 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

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  • who'd you stab?

    #1 - On 06/14/2011 at 10:28am by Gucci_Girl

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  • You shouldn't have been wearing your new hockey mask at the same time.

    #18 - On 06/14/2011 at 10:35am by perdix

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