Bad boys bad boys

By Tom - 17/08/2011 18:27 - United States

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML
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twinny_sc 13

You, sir, are a **** up.

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slick5880 22

Don't drop the soap. Words to live by for the next few years.

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yougotapes 7

Why would he forget a switchblade...ydi op

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zbajis 7

Who keeps a switchblade in their shoe? It'd be hard to grab in a self defense situation if that's what it was for.

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laneylovesu2 3

You would think that would be uncomfortable enough to remember... and if you had half a brain you would be smart enough to remove any weapons from your possession BEFORE a court appearance! FYL hard.

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shannonreneee 11

21, he's going to be feeling a lot more uncomfortable in jail ;)

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gyroballer 0

I see your point OP

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eminemchick 19

^well this is called ass rape, and we shootin the jail scene;)

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Jaimegirl 7

He was in court because he went to the airport forgetting a switchblade was in his shoe... haha

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tjv3 10

wow you are a real winner, and I bet you are a great contributing productive member of society....

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mgsoloist 14

Your butthole: o . Your butthole in jail: O

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Babydoll4ever 7

Why..? YDI for being unaware of what you keep near your feet

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Lanceeden 12

Trying to be Maxwell smart, eh? Attending the element of SURPRI-oh

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IndiRae 9

Who said he was a pedophile? Good job on the correct da and nuns though.

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chris71sk8r 8

51- You hate Final Destination movies to!?! Marry me! I just kid! Kind of.

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brianjman14 22

BWAHAHAHAHA, "2+2= you're an idiot." That was hilarious.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Dumbass. Weapons are to be hidden in body orifices, all criminals know that.

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chickenfriedCG 0

Pretty soon, other things will be occupying his orifices. good luck as a prison bitch op.

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plebeianFelix 5

a switchblade is never "accidentally" tucked into a shoe. next you'll have us believe that "forgot" that chambered round, and "just didn't get around to" putting your weapon on safety.

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hobojones 0

Take note that the word "Accidentally was never in the post, next you'll have us beliving words are in the post that where never really there! Idiot

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twinny_sc 13

You, sir, are a **** up.

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elmogoezRAWR 0

Dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun da da dun dun, you've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth pedophile. Dun dun da da dun dun

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evig_fml 16

Really to much work for a tasteless joke :-/

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