Leg it
By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia
By BobbyHutchinson - 20/10/2009 15:57 - Australia
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By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 25/12/2021 23:01
Lack of your fingerprints on the knife should show that you're innocent. I mean, it sucks. But at least they won't be lasting charges. :)
this is so ******* sweet ^^ ^^ ^^ :) :)
Austria is in Europe.. Australia is in Oceana/Australasia. It's down south of places like India and China. Look at a map.
Even if the mugger claims he whiped the fingerprints off, there's still a little thing called "innocent untill proven guilty". All the guy has to do is give his side of the story and it'd be his word against yours, and since he's the accuser, he has to provide evidence of your guilt other than the obvious "I say he did it". The mugger has to PROVE that he did it.
#36, I don't think it's possible for you to become any more of a moron than you are at this moment.
lol @71.... That's not satire.
Actually, you're the ones who have failed to recognize satire. The OP was saying "themself" and "their" to refer to a singular subject. I was making fun of his poor English by first joking about people getting confused between Austria and Australia, and then suggesting he was running away from a woman. 38 = selfpwned, moron 65 = selfpwned, moron 68 = selfpwned, moron 71 = selfpwned, moron
@#35 I dnw what Austria speaks, but the OP's from Australia (like me x) and we do speak english.
it aint the same story damn it...
wtf i'd be running away from anyone with a knife prepared to use it on me, geez.
wow ur ****** stupid. it is australia..you consult an atlas.
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but they'd still have no evidence against the OP
How the hell did you change the topic of the op's fml to Australia?
i don't see why you're life is ****** you're innocent
So? You'll be acquitted when they look at the evidence.
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Show it anywaythis.
If this story is true, there are so many reason's that the mugger's claim would hold no water, that you have no reason to worry.
You see too many cop shows.
Please go back and fall on your knife again.
i never get why some people put YDI. There is no way that this person deserves it. So yeah. FYL.
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Show it anywaynobody CARES
By actually commenting and saying you don't care, you obviously do, so stfu.
I don't believe you exist
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Well, sometimes I accidentally hit the YDI button, other times I'm trying to get a badge...
If OP was concealed carrying, they could have ended it faster and safer. The police would instantly be on your side, as the man had a knife and was chasing you. But whatever.
Misclicks?
Karma rocks, but this most definately sucks! Fyl
Hey my last name is Hutchinson!! And my Dads name is bob ..? Dad :p
1) This is prbly fake 2) Why are you even worried? Your fingerprints aren't on the knife, so they can't prove anything.
He never said he was worried. I don't know why everyone is flipping out on this guy. He's just sharing a story, which is the idea behind this site.
The part of his life that's ****** is that someone chased him with a knife, trying to rob him, the guy fell, and told the police that OP did it. Not only is OP dealing with the shock of almost being mugged and possibly seriously injured, but then there's the questioning and waiting....
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Lack of your fingerprints on the knife should show that you're innocent. I mean, it sucks. But at least they won't be lasting charges. :)
i never get why some people put YDI. There is no way that this person deserves it. So yeah. FYL.