By not jacked - 20/04/2016 11:35 - United States - East Hartford

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Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML
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llamarrama01 21
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Yes, because the absolute FIRST thought I have when I see a friend is "Oh golly, how can I injure them today?"

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Serenity77 11
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What the fuck made him think doing that was a good idea?

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Too2 11
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Do you even lift bro?

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allie2590 30
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What do you think?

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Pop_And_Lock 14
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Not anymore, probably.

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ChristianH39 30
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If so, then with a different bro.

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ssnow_fml 20
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That's a great friend

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Serenity77 11
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What the fuck made him think doing that was a good idea?

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krazy789 28
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Friend"It's just a prank!"

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MikaykayUnicorn 36
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Never let that friend spot for you ever again. Even if they say they won't do something like that again. They were dumb enough to do it once, they will be dumb enough to do some shit like that again. They could have seriously injured you or killed you depending on how much you were lifted. People spot people while lifting weights for a reason: so they don't get fucking hurt. Not to hurt them.

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ADOG2645 17
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The friend probally didn't intend for that to happen, he most likely just didn't think it through enough.

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thawny_fml 21
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OP as he's caving his friends face in: "it's just a prank man".

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llamarrama01 21
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Yes, because the absolute FIRST thought I have when I see a friend is "Oh golly, how can I injure them today?"

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shittysister 13
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Did you drop the barbell on your throat?

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IDontKnowaName73 17
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I'm gonna guess chest, because if he knows what he's doing, then it should be over his chest

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lexos 16
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#29 he could be doing a guillotine press

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miranda9202 15
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Nice friend you got there.

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ScarletteEve 33
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Sorry, but that person 100% did not take your life into consideration when they went for a quick amusement for themselves.

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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
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Be careful with dumbells of the human variety.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46
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Do like the Mountain & crush is skull, wait I went too far.

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shadowl 11
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I would not trust that friend any longer if that happened to me, essentially quitting the friendship

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