Hummbinger

About Hummbinger

Assuming I've used this app an average of 1.6 times per day for the past three years, I won't get your message 99.998% of the time. Yes, I worked that out because I was bored as fuck.

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Hugged!

Cautocracy

Hummbinger's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

3%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

1%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

7%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

2%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

16%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

11%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

15%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%

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Hummbinger's favorite FMLs

Slam the brakes

Today, I totaled my car, because I mistook the leaves blowing across the road for a child. I swerved and hit a tree. The home owner wants to sue for "harming his tree" and hospital wants to test my mental stability. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wrecked - / Monday 23 January 2012 01:52 / United States

Today, my dad bought a one hundred dollar collectible light-saber. He plays with it. In the front yard. With sound effects. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 9 March 2011 01:15 / United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Username - / Saturday 29 January 2011 05:15 / United States

Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it