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About Scarletdragonfly
'Ello, children! I sincerely apologize, but sometimes I can't help but be a grammar nazi. You youngins who use text lingo on the Internet can suck my balls. Heh. I'm sarcastic a lot. I try to be nice. :) I usually use the app, so if you PM me, I won't see it for a long time. :| I live in Oklahoma, but I'm not a hick. I don't like it much here. I lovelovelovelove photography, traveling, music, and volleyball. And gummy candy. Preferably in blue. And Lady Gaga. (Shhh...) And I don't care about your race, sexual preference, or beliefs. I just care about whether or not you're awesome. Now go fuck yourself. ;)
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Scarletdragonfly's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

I agree, your life sucks
By Anonymous - / Thursday 2 April 2009 05:13 / United States
I agree, your life sucks
By _Emilyy / Tuesday 12 July 2011 04:40 / United States
I agree, your life sucks
By CatOwner - / Tuesday 12 July 2011 02:15 / United States
I agree, your life sucks
By Lame - / Sunday 10 July 2011 00:19 / United States
I agree, your life sucks
By Stacy / Tuesday 5 July 2011 04:04 / United States
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