scarletdragonfly

About Scarletdragonfly

'Ello, children! I sincerely apologize, but sometimes I can't help but be a grammar nazi. You youngins who use text lingo on the Internet can suck my balls. Heh. I'm sarcastic a lot. I try to be nice. :) I usually use the app, so if you PM me, I won't see it for a long time. :| I live in Oklahoma, but I'm not a hick. I don't like it much here. I lovelovelovelove photography, traveling, music, and volleyball. And gummy candy. Preferably in blue. And Lady Gaga. (Shhh...) And I don't care about your race, sexual preference, or beliefs. I just care about whether or not you're awesome. Now go fuck yourself. ;)

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