Is this supposed to be a "funny" way of saying "that's not nice"?.... It didn't work.

At least you tried... kind of.

That's not a knife...THIS is a knife!

These puns are so old. People need to think outside the box. OP, I think you should see a doctor, your life will be hell if you stay that paranoid, good luck:)

I see you've played knifey spoony before.

It seems not many people got the Crocodile Dundee reference. I liked it!!!

Can't see what's not there. Nice try giving him an out for his really lame pun though! I gave you a thumbs up for that!

*her pun... and thank you, I had to give it a shot.. :D not an amazing (or good) pun, but I didn't see why not. Sorry to annoy y'all.

17- The doctor he needs... DocBastard, yay!

that's snot cool

That's the kind of paranoia that would keep you alive in life-death situations.

What an insightful comment. I feel an epiphany coming on.

This sounds like a great film plot. Unless it's already been done.

I believe this was the underlying theme to all of the Twilight movies.

30 - You beat me to it! Either that, or Gigli.

Well everyone does it absentmindedly. It's like how I'm sitting in class thinking how I'm going to save everyone if a gunman ran through the door...

Why does my brain automatically links this to "call me maybe?" song?! *tries to shoot myself*

Lol I when I re-read it I thought the same thing

Haha I've had that song stuck in my head lately

I like the end of the videoclip the guy is gay and gives his number to the guitarist...

The Youtube comments ruined the ending of the video for me. :(

Phew that's a relief. Thought I was the only one... I still think that song is gonna end up killing all neurons in every human being. Finally, taking over the world like "Its Friday" & "Baby" song did. *keeps trying to kill myself*

53 - That's why I always wait until the video is over before i read the comments. Damn spoilers.

3 - I don't think OP's current job is the problem, here…

A new job won't help, the zombie invasion will happen wherever OP works.

^ jup, with that being said... This is your queue to go OP!

*cue

Bite me grammar nazi, it was an honest mistake.

And it was an honest correction. Wouldn't you be thankful later on when you don't misspell cue on your job application, thus making you look slightly more intelligent and getting you the job? All thanks to this little "grammar nazi" here?

4 has a very good point. Listening to your gut can save your life. Lord knows there is enough crazy people out there killing and eating others I'd want a plan to safely disable anyone in close proximity to me with a potential weapon. Better safe then sorry op, and if your gut is right you'll be the safest person there.

66- note to self- avoid banks with you. ;) Though I run through dozens of potential disaster scenarios and how to deal with them regularly, and learn to improvise tools. I figure mild paranoia never hurt anyone if it lead to good tactical planning. Assume the worst while hoping for the best is my motto

66 I do that sometimes. Hah! And I always have a strategy ready in my head in case someone decides to rob me at the ATM.

Yeah 70! Never hurts to be a little paranoid. Prepares you for the inevitable.

I found my type of people!

Prepaid .. Lol

I try to be prepaid, every chance I can.

Oops, prepared * My bad!

Nice pic #7!

^thanks!

Yeah I really like your pic, it really cool :)

It didn't work for you, that's for sure... -.-