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My sympathies are with you. However it still makes me laugh that you'd sit there for 10 minutes without leaving.
haha you wouldn't see em again most likely if it really was a person and it would gave seemed as if you Wer taking a dump being in there that long
I think you're a bit too paranoid.
the op was in narnia.
Why the fear of public restrooms? Everybody poops.
I hate public restrooms. They're just nasty. Some people have weird fears.
OP is a woman, 84.
OP is a woman derf
I have a phobia of swimming pool drains.
And just what happens when you have to spend the night in jail? Piss yourself? Rather than use a "public" restroom. HahaxD
who says they'll go to jail?
Omg get over it seriously... What is it with all of the wusses being raised anymore...
I've seen the same thing before in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Except, in that case, the air freshener was carrying a chainsaw and it was chopping everyone's heads off. OP, you were right to wait inside the stall. Air Fresheners are very dangerous.
There's something more important than chainsaw-wielding air fresheners: How does the thing move?
oh my god, 83, you can't just ask how things move
she told you that?
I hate using public restrooms, I litterally pee for a few seconds, stop and look around, repeat. But if there was a guy in there, I would have left unless he was masturbating.
no one is gunna laugh as hard as they can when you leave the stall, whats so bad about public washrooms? o.o
Actually you can control it. Its called relax, envision somewhere comfy, breathe, and, oh yeah, grow the **** up. It's a toilet.
your retarded I think an I'm scared of them to mostly porta potties there super not fun
it's not spelt right and has no grammar, but you can still see what she means!
I don't mean to be insulting but I have to . according to 11s profile , she's blonde and loves pink and puppies and so on . explains a lot .
I just hope she is atleast attractive or she will be going nowhere in life. What a dumb twat!
yes! she's an idiot! lol
I feel like you shouldn't even leave comments on FML. ever single one I read makes zero sense and I just find you irritating.
Did anyone else read her profile in a bimbo voice? lol
sweetie pie "FML" is not an actual word, it's what we smart civilized people call an ABBREVIATION. Come on, sound it out with me.
'abbreviation' honey lol
She is the most steriotypical blonde lol
Is it wrong that I got more laughs out of her comments than out of most of the FMLs on the first page?
Because I see how simple minded you are, I'll avoid any very harsh comments; Most of your comments are difficult to understand, and your description seems to explain the reason why. You don't strike me as the cruel negative type, so any harsh comments towards you is pointless. Just use proper grammar and spelling, and people will leave you alone, except when you make a comment that no one likes, which seems to be all the time.
Quite a failure on your part.
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I've seen the same thing before in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Except, in that case, the air freshener was carrying a chainsaw and it was chopping everyone's heads off. OP, you were right to wait inside the stall. Air Fresheners are very dangerous.
My sympathies are with you. However it still makes me laugh that you'd sit there for 10 minutes without leaving.