Dont tell her, and then about a year after the baby is born, go over and see what happens.
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Just go over there unannounced and inform her very calmly that you've decided to quit your job to become a lesbian stripper. After she's had her fit, yell "Just kidding! I'm pregnant!" She'll be so happy that she'll forget the whole food and money thing.
+39 | 37
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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