Miscellaneous: Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a...

By kelly - 21/03/2011 07:07 - Estonia

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I'm coming over for a visit. She answered: 'Why? What do you need? Food? Money? I'm not going to help you! You're a grown woman!' And she hung up. I just found out that I'm pregnant and she was the first person I wanted to share it with. FML

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By thanksmom - 01/05/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I called my mom for the first time in a few weeks, just to chat because I miss her. When she picked up, the first thing she said was, "Why are you calling? What's wrong? Do you have swine flu??" When I told her that I didn't, and I just wanted to chat, she hung up. FML

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Not interested

By Anonymous - 19/05/2023 06:00

Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML

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By unfortunategeek - 23/12/2010 16:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to contact my birth mother, who abandoned me when I was three weeks old. After months of tracing, I finally plucked up the courage to call her. She told me to "f*ck off and die". FML

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Estranged

By freamly - 16/03/2021 17:01

Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML

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By Crampon - 27/03/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML

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By slukaa - 13/06/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, for the first time in over a year, my mother actually called me. I excitedly picked up the phone. All I heard was rustling; her purse dialed me. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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Poor planning on your part does not necessitate an emergency on mine

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 04:00 - United States - Eagle Mountain

Today, I told my family that I’m pregnant. My sister is upset and refuses to accept she’ll have to help with the baby. I’m a single mom going to college and living at home, and will need help. FML

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By notamathematician - 07/03/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my mother asking me if I was okay. Confused, I asked her what she meant. She then told me that my boyfriend had broken up with me, and she just wanted to make sure I was handling it alright. I had to find out my relationship was over from my mom. FML

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tjsomethin 9

Monday 21 March 2011 15:55

Dont tell her, and then about a year after the baby is born, go over and see what happens.

DocBastard 38

Monday 21 March 2011 16:02

Just go over there unannounced and inform her very calmly that you've decided to quit your job to become a lesbian stripper. After she's had her fit, yell "Just kidding! I'm pregnant!" She'll be so happy that she'll forget the whole food and money thing.

Comments

happy_dino 6

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:10

Well... She ain't gonna the be the first one anymore..

ELTri 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 3:31

I agree that sucks. Have the baby and then take it to her. Then tell her she was going to be the first to know...

NYR1926 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 4:16

just show up to her house with a baby

cokyspaniel 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 6:51

just tell her you are pregnant. she' ll be happay

hulababyrock 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 7:00

that's ****** up!!

JoshForever 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 8:24

aww

thecovert 7

Tuesday 22 March 2011 8:33

Jeez, NOW you're gonna want her to babysit the damn twerp! You just take take take!

bearboi32 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:04

call her the f#*k back

SAgirl 13

Tuesday 22 March 2011 12:41

Why ells would she say that unless thats what you usualy go there for?

Milky54321 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 13:23

dont tell her for 10 months then when she call up and says why didnt u tell me why would i tell you all i want is food money and a granmother whos not a bitch then hang up