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wauw thats pretty horrible.. i hope there was a sence of sarcasm involved there..
I'm pretty sure there wasn't any sarcasm. But even if there was, that's a really ****** up thing to joke about. Sorry OP, that's an awful thing to hear.
I agree with you on the sarcasm part, but some people are into black humor. In my family we joke about how my half-sister was, for lack of a better term, an accident, my brother was an if it happens it happens, and I was the actual planned one. There is no ill will, just jokes.
I think there's a huge difference between "haha you were an accident (but we still love you implied with the joking)" and "I wish you had died", but I 100% get your point.
You need to have a serious talk with your mother when she's sober.
And not take care of her while she's drunk, she doesn't deserve it.
Most of these fml's are funny... But this is just sad. I'm sorry for what your mom said. It doesn't make it any less true because she's drunk, she just doesn't care that she said it.
who are you kidding this is still funny
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Show it anywayThat's ****** up on so many levels.
That's so not right. I hope you are okay OP, maybe try talking to her when she's sober..so straighten things out.
It sounds like you are in an emotionally abusive relationship. I hope you find help.
You're using the reasoning of an emotional hostage. Try to get help and get out of that situation. Also your boyfriend sounds like an alcoholic, as it seems like he drinks to escape his problems.
Drunk or not, your boyfriend shouldn't talk to you like this. Also, apologizes do not fix everything. If this is a constant thing, I don't think you should be in that relationship.
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You need to have a serious talk with your mother when she's sober.
Most of these fml's are funny... But this is just sad. I'm sorry for what your mom said. It doesn't make it any less true because she's drunk, she just doesn't care that she said it.