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By notamathematician - / Sunday 7 March 2010 10:27 / United States
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It doesn't say she lives with her mom, idiot. it says she got thrown out of her mom's house. The OP could have been visiting her mom to tell her the happy news.

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#44 mom thought that the op got pregnant before marriage.. but if op is 3 months preggers and 5 months married than obviously she didn't get pregnant before marriage @ Op sucks but if your mom is like that now you don't really need her in your child's life

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#35 She says throws out of HER house. She probably went to her mom's house to tell her and her mom kicked her out of her house.

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#44, she's 5 months married, but 3 months pregnant. So, this means that she got pregnant two months into the marriage, but her mom didn't see that.

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...or your mother poked holes in his condoms so that she could frame you to kick you out of the house...duhhh :-P

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@ Horney4her69: It's funny you're calling someone else an idiot when you obviously have little to no reading comprehension. The OP never said she was living with her mom. She most likely went to her mom's house for a visit to share her news of being pregnant and her mom got mad and told her to get out.

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5 months of being married - three months of being pregnant=2 months after being married before getting pregnant.

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#87: That is self-explainatory: "wed" lock? If you still don't get it then wedlock is the concept of being married. -_- And OP, I think your mom has schizophrenia and alzheimer's all rolled into one. Either way, this has got to be the funniest FML in a while.

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she didn't say that she lived with her mom stupid ass, she said that she got thrown out of her house. Man I can't believe how many people can't form basic logic in their brains.

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Actually many people get married and still live with a parent if they get married young or can't afford to live somewhere else.

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well obviously her mom thought she got pregnant BEFORE the wedding but she is 3 months pregnant and has been married 5 months. 3 is less than 5 that's where the math comes in. OP: why are you living with your mom if you're married?

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has the mother doneher math she would've known that her daughter became pregnant 2 months after her wedding. 5-3=2

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Why do you assume that she's living with her mom rather than just visiting as most of us did? You're an idiot.

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51 do you need a tampon or something because I can tell you're on your period. don't be such a butthole I asked a question and didn't deserve a bitch answer.

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Let's break it down here... her mom was upset because thought that her daughter became pregnant "out of wedlock"... meaning she wasn't married. She has been married for 5 months, she is 3 months pregnant... Which means she was married for 2 months before she got pregnant (that's derived from... oh!! MATH!).

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Just a thought...maybe she went over to her mother's house to tell her the news. You can be thrown out of a house you don't live in...

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sounds like you and your kids are better off without "grandma" around anyway. Make sure she never sees them, except when other family members show her pictures.

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five months married, three months pregnant, crazy bitch mom, subtract 5-3=2!! yay! you did math! she got pregnant 2 months after marriage, therefor not being wedlock.

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that was my first thought too, sun_kissed18. Especially if it wasn't really a planned baby, or if OP's mom didn't know they were trying to have a kid. My mom would probably be pretty shocked if I got pregnant right now, even though I'm married, because she knows we aren't financially ready for a kid yet. OP-that really sucks, but congrats, and good luck with your pregnancy. Hopefully your mom will calm down and be happy for you soon!

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