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  thinmint  |  0

running 3 miles is hardly deserving of an overprocessed piece of candy...maybe after a whole week of working out hard you could have a cheat meal.

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  mona_is_here  |  10

see this always happens to me too haha. well make your tummy happy with the help of those candies and start the diet afterwards, so that the seduction would be gone

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  Ouroboros_fml  |  0

Dear OP, Ever heard the phrase "If you want to look thinner, hang around people fatter than you"? use the candy on everyone around you, look insulted, and emotionally wounded if people refuse the candy. As they get larger, you'll look smaller, let me know how it works!

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  MamaC_fml  |  0

Give a little bit daily to some already hyperactive little kids, then chase them around a park, all with their parents' permissions. Its a win situation all around - the candy doesn't go to waste, you have an exercise program (you know those kids aren't going to let you skip "just this once"), parents get a break from their kids, kids get an opportunity to play instead of sitting in front of the boob tube. Just don't get a van and spraypaint "FREE CANDY" on it.

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  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

lolz @ 63!!! (~_~)/ creepy man: free candy!!! just come inside my van and get all the free candy you want... just don't tell your mommy or daddy & I'll take u somewhere fun... kid: Stranger Danger!!! *runs away* oh well, I guess you'll have 2 eat it... diet & exercise so u don't get fat, or so u can have some rock hard abs (no need 2 assume he's fat, I'm not & I like myself some candy!!! just don't overdo it.

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  kattylizbeth  |  19

Ever heard the phrase "diet AND exercise"? The only lazy f*** I see here is you, who is too darn lazy to do anything but troll. I also guarantee that you are fat, pimply, Pokèmon-obsessed, and live with your parents. So, grow up. You have a good day now, sir.

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