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Bullshit, we all know you were gonna pull the "I'm pregnant and poor please pity me and take care of me" card. Every self-centered bitch does.
hey this is diablo, i like your pic.
So letting your parents know your preggo makes you a self-centered bitch? In most womens lives that's something that is planned for that they are proud of, not an excuse to be pitied.
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Show it anywayOkay, maybe "planned" wasn't the right word, but does that mean that every women that gets pregnant only did it because she wants pity from everyone around her?
Aw, moderated. You guys have no sense of humour. :(
Congrats on the soon-to-be-baby:D
The money still got paid back. Unless there is some kind of specific agreement about when the money is paid back the time frame doesn't matter. All that matters is that it was eventually paid back. It's always possible that is the soonest that they could return the money without having to borrow again.
well that's what you get for only calling when you need something. people seem to frown upon that, then again it's your freaking mom so fyl
Maybe OPs mom was the one who stole the teaspoons to do heroin, and that's why she's freaking out so much.
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Show it anyway85 couldn't agree more
It looks like #36 just layed down some serious pwnage on #2
I mean #85 to 36
Y'all don't get it do you? let me spell it out for you... if you cannot take care of a child, then you do not need to have sex, and honestly 85 I don't give a crap what your parents did/do for your brother. It has nothing to do with the obvious that op asks her mom for too much when she is supposed to be on her own
and love how y'all are all 'well a good parent would do this', um where did I say anything about a good parent? we are talking about op n her mom not about your parents or a good parent or me for that matter. her mother does not have to do anything, n if all op calls her mom for is food or money then why wouldn't the mother assume that's what she wants now... 85 you keep rambling about little things that do not matter, look at the big picture (reread the original post), and you tell me who would ask their kid what they want now if their were not some truth behind the question...
I don't think she needs help but was so excited she wanted to tell her mom!!!
Your extremely judgemental!
& kind of a bitch, do you know op? No. So back the **** off. Seriouslyy
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That is bullshit, the mother might be crazy. Parents are not always right just by virtue of being a parent.
dang... FYL op :/ you could try calling again or leave a message.
Just come over to her place and share the good news!
So you DO need food and money?
haha so true
Dont tell her, and then about a year after the baby is born, go over and see what happens.
LOL^^
you need to go over and tell her that you are pregnant and that your mom is the first person you wanted to tell. She will do the rest because she will be damn embarrassed
your profile is weird!
Just go over there unannounced and inform her very calmly that you've decided to quit your job to become a lesbian stripper. After she's had her fit, yell "Just kidding! I'm pregnant!" She'll be so happy that she'll forget the whole food and money thing.
Lol! Why can't your comments be on the top of the FML? It would brighten the mood a lot.
my moms a b*tch too, she's wasn't there for me for 15 years and now she wants to be apart my my daughters life... I think not
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Dont tell her, and then about a year after the baby is born, go over and see what happens.
Just go over there unannounced and inform her very calmly that you've decided to quit your job to become a lesbian stripper. After she's had her fit, yell "Just kidding! I'm pregnant!" She'll be so happy that she'll forget the whole food and money thing.