Bitch! Next time she calls you with something important hang up on her and then ignore her phonecalls for a while.

total bitch

The mom may be a bitch, but you're just a hateful rude person. This is is designed to judge the FML not the entire life of the mother. Who knows what she had going on, and maybe their family works that way and the FML is just meant to be funny. Take a deep breath and count to ten. It will reduce your chance of stroke and other stress related illnesses.

why haven't you called her during this fewweeks??? but yeah that's FYL http://www.whycindywhy.com/?id=pxshfow8slf7iax0mk5n8bj6h0ca3j

Shoulda gone with the swine flu answer

Lol, If I ever called my mom or my friends just to "chat". They'd ask me what's wrong or how much?

I hate how worked up people are getting over this swine flu shit. its not that big of a deal except in mexico. the only person in the usa who has died was a 28 month old mexican baby in texas.

#5 There hasn't been many cases in America yet. Well have to wait and see how it plays out. There's a virus in America that kills roughly 36,000 people a year. Swine Flu - 1

whoa thats mean. i hope she gets swine flu.

It's so annoying, everyone is SO overly paranoid for this swine flu thing. It's not even deadly

#8 Sure its not, it hasnt killed anyone.......oh wait Maybe stop being so needy, most parents with this view of their kids are usually justified.

Ahh... the daily swine flu anecdote.