By Username - 12/03/2011 05:10 - United States 9 1 5 64 Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 162 You deserved it 8 326 Tweet Share
Double dump By dumped - 10/03/2011 21:42 - Canada 5 1 26 20 Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 502 You deserved it 4 019 Tweet Share
By Meh - 18/07/2009 15:51 - United States 13 1 58 24 Today, I was surprising my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was nude and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML I agree, your life sucks 77 021 You deserved it 8 525 Tweet Share